There is a big man in a blue bug suit back behind the bar tonight.

Don't ask how he got there, he'll tell you a story about being over there for awhile, and then over that way for a bit, he was in the living room at one point, and then somewhere else, and now he's here.

Here to serve, fine citizen. There's even a Special's board up.

Special's ( Read more... )

There is a man in a blue bug suit walking in the door carrying what looks to be a precarious load. It's a large bundle that gets knocked against the door frame, dragged across someones table top, and knocked against a beam overhead when it's tossed over the superhero's shoulder ( Read more... )

Somewhere in some world, it's almost 3 o'clock in the morning.

Somewhere in some world, a mun has been deprived of sleep and blames this entirely on someone else.

Somewhere in some world, normal people are sleeping.

In Milliways, things are different.

In Milliways, it's only twilight.

In Milliways - outside, rather - there is a man.

And he is screaming ( Read more... )

Dr. Evil isn't one to help anyone but himself. (Unless Mini Me frolics too hard and gets stuck behind a refrigerator or, more intriguingly, in a time warp, but even then there are rescue minions and statutes of limitations.) As he looks around his lair at the end of the universe, it's not helping this Mike person that’s on his mind. It’s power ( Read more... )

Stepping in backwards through the front door is an ape. A fine ape with a large brain. A fine ape with a large brain who just happens to be in full-on villain rant mode ( Read more... )

"Excuse me lady Bar, may I have some of that sweet nectar known to mortal men as orange soda, a plate of those delactable treats called chocolate chip cookies and a utility belt full of stuff for thwarting evil and stopping the nefarious in thier tracks? Maybe something with poison gas and a ray gun in the pocket?"

The request is made by the big ( Read more... )

This is Ace, sprawled on a blanket out back, staring up at the stars.

The stars just aren't right here, like whoever decided to make a curtain of stars to hide the destruction really going on up there couldn't be bothered to put the stars in any recognizable configuration ( Read more... )

Alex comes downstairs fully intending to leave Milliways. However, upon opening the door, he's met with a wall of frigid snow, ice, and stone. He scuffs the toe of a worn combat boot against the base, and when that merely gets a few shavings of ice and dirt on the floor, he sighs and pushes the door shut ( Read more... )

The ongoing MiB Headquarters reconstruction must be a colossal pain-in-the-ass, because when Zed comes through the Door, he actually doesn't look pissed off about it.

Well, not completely pissed off, anyway.

One Man in Black at the bar.

Arthur is missing. Last night the Tick's little chum left for a meeting with his mother and sister and insisted that Tick stay home. So he did. But Arthur never returned from that meeting and now Tick is a wreck ( Read more... )